Decibel ([info]decibel45) wrote,
@ 2006-02-09 10:26:00
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Mindless humor of the day...
Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said, "If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "And if you were my wife I would drink it"

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But which day? Today or one in 1943?
[info]nugget
2006-02-09 04:34 pm UTC (link)
At an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table to remark, If you were my husband, Winston, I’d poison your coffee. Churchill immediately replied: And if you were my wife, I’d drink it. [Ref]

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Re: But which day? Today or one in 1943?
[info]decibel45
2006-02-09 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I thought it sounded familiar. Still funny anyway. :)

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[info]underhiswings1
2006-02-09 06:46 pm UTC (link)
LOVE it!

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