I surely ain't old enough to have written this one; but, wish that I had.
---
"If we fail to check the power of the judiciary, I predict that we will eventually live under judicial tyranny." - Patrick Henry.
---
Them old guys were pretty smart, eh ?
Scene: Mother talking to a doctor about her son, obviously worried... she's just described the symptoms... Doctor: Oh dear... Mother: Is that bad?…
GOOD morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to welcome you aboard Veritas Airways, the airline that tells it like it is. Please ensure that…