Decibel (decibel45) wrote,
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Takes One to Know One

http://lnk.nu/lists.decibel.org/621.html

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a barstool.

He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good looking, how's it going?

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."

He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
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