Anyway, a few minutes ago someone knocked on the door. Luckily, I was upstairs, so I was able to sneak a peek without the person at the door noticing. And what lays before my eyes but someone dressed in business-formal holding a bible. Hmmm... what to do, what to do... Trying to hit them with boiling oil from an upstairs window probably wouldn't work to well... No doberman to sic on them... Haven't installed the trap door over a pit of lava yet... In the end I decided to just Ignore The Problem And It Will Go Away, which for once in my life actually worked.
Though now that I think about it, I could have just went down nakid. And given the nice person one of my roommate's new wolverines.